Total “gotcha” questions. Why would the leader of the free world need to find Iraq on a map? He has missiles for that!

How great would it be for the people running one of the debates to just hand the Republican candidates an unlabeled map of the Middle East and tell them to fill in country names? I’d say “and the leaders of those countries” but c’mon.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

I’ve read a few times now that Governors can’t really do much to stop immigrants. The State Department has final say on who can get in the country. Once in the country, any person is free to move about as they please, without interference from states.

hot take alert but

But it is only a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of people who are doing this. There are hundreds of thousands of new Muslim refugees moving across Europe who just want to live in peace. And these terrorist assholes have to make life hell for everyone, Muslim and non-Muslim.

I had a friend who REALLY loved wasabi. Whenever we went for sushi, they’d keep giving him more as he could cheerfully eat it straight.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

No, you’re crying.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

while Team Cat is gathered here...is this acceptable?

I’ll take this French Bulldog grooving with his owner. It’s not fake.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

You want to know why I’m not Catholic? They refused to baptize me because my parents were unwed and “living in sin”.

Right? I saw pictures of my little cousin with a brand new American Girl doll while wearing her baptismal attire, and I’m wondering how much that played into, “Yes, I want to.”

Shouldn’t it be “Mormon church does children a favor”?

My step dad was excommunicated for sexually abusing me. The idea that my lesbian daughter could get the same punishment enrages me.

Rational person: this movie failed because it was a shitty white savior narrative.