Shouldn’t an arrest be made here? Kicking someone is considered assault, no? Or is this one of those ‘he was a minority so it’s totally cool’?

Your trolling level is quite adequate.

Ten percent of an entire country banding together in one place, in one day, to change for the better. In some ways, that makes it hard to believe it was only 40 years ago.

If we cast politicians as Godfather characters, can we have Trump be the decapitated horse head? When you wake up and realize that he’s still there, and you scream and scream and wish it was just a bad dream?

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Do the sorority houses have banners that say “We’re all on our periods” and “Our blow jobs will leave teeth marks on your dick!” as security measures?

Trains, you say?

Needs more moose and maple syrup tbh

Imagine how many trains they’d build.

I get a good vibe from this guy. I picked Clinton in 1991 and Obama in 2004, and I accurately predicted exactly to what degree each would please and disappointment in turn. I think he’ll have the instincts to move to the left, but I think he’ll make some mistakes along the way, but none being disastrous.

Not noted, but this election was an unprecedented victory for the Liberals in canada’s history. Only on 4 occasions has a majority Canadian government been ousted in such a way, and all but one had to do with a bad economy at the time. Yesterday was a serious case of Canada being absolutely sick of Stephen Harper. The…

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Remember to let that Lays bag breathe a little after you open it, I’m sorry aerate.

That and “Let me educate you.” Both those phrases basically push the MURDER EVERYONE button in my lizard brain.

In a Mexican restaurant.

“Was that so hard?!”

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

so wait, his friend was saying ‘those girls are wearing tight pants but I LOOKED WAY HOTTER BACK THEN THAN THEY DO NOW’ and he was saying ‘no, they’re just as hot, I know because i'm a creepy old man who is staring at their butts'?

also unrepentantly racist. republicans being scrum is not news