He’s saying that he’s willing to redirect the IRS toward you. If he gets audited, he’s telling the auditor about that money you brought back from Vegas. And if he’d been on the beach at Normandy, he’d have by god hidden behind his brothers in arms.

Jennifer Ehle/Colin Firth should be the only one on that list.

He’s in it for literally half a second at 0:08. I don’t know why they wouldn’t show him more prominently :/

Yeah. I’m less cool with it because I’ve seen so many women whose husbands have cheated on them, and they’re often counseled with tips on losing weight, or wearing more lingerie, or any other list of things that reduces her to a sex object for her husband’s consumption. Religion has such a history of getting sexuality…

In related news, I have many fundamentalist religious friends who have never experienced an orgasm, and that’s just fiiiiiiiine. Because sex is just for making babies and for making sure your husband doesn’t stray.

I’m teaching analysis in my course right now, and how to look for an author’s assumptions.

This is just a bad week for this I swear. My sister-in-law works at a mortuary and just received a body yesterday of a teenage transgender male. He had cut Himself pretty damn badly all over his body including having cut the words “everyone should die” on his leg.

Sad thing is that she has since spoken with the family…

But there’s always someone like you in the comments crying “what about the mennnz”

So Oklahoma has removed the 10 commandments monument due to their ruling that rights cannot be afforded to some citizens while denying other citizens of a different belief those same rights. Good! Now, if all states could take that same exact logic and apply it to the matter of people of all sexual orientations and…

These are women protesting against violence against women at the premiere of a movie that focuses on the women’s rights movement.

You mean freedom of religion means the inclusion of all religions?

I feel like this is one of those times at which the phrase “This is just crazy enough to work” is actually applicable.

While women can definitely abuse and kill their partners too, that article seems to confirm that women are far more likely to be killed by partners than men are (17 men killed by partners according to that article compared with 140-150 women killed by men in the above article).

“was required to sign a contract transferring the property of their souls to Satan. This, we felt, would filter out the extreme superstitious radicals, and it worked.”

My youngest sister goes to a large state school in the South, and she belongs to a historically Jewish sorority. Apparently she’s heard members of other sororities criticizing hers because they’re ‘exclusionary.’

HA! I had forgotten “It’s not free if you give it to me.” You’re doing the Lord’s work, kid.

Next time I go out to a restaurant, just to be evil, I will declare that I keep Kosher - meaning that I can only eat fish that swim, not fish that walk around on the ocean bottom.

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections: