You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

It’s misogynistic based on the blatant fact that they are sexualizing her and making assumptions about her based solely on appearances.

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

When I was a police explorer in high school, the local cops used the explorer troops as a dating pool, basically. It was incredibly fucked up.

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

is literally anyone surprised?

She is not doing her job. She does not have a “right” to have her hateful views tolerated. There are plenty of people in need of a job. She needs to be fired now.

They just need a couple of lil hobbits on their shoulders.

He said “graphic depictions of sexuality” not sex. Like he couldn’t deal with relationships being presented.

But he's totally fine with the gruesome violence and sexuality in the Bible, right? Wahhhhhh.

We are literally one step away from university-level Christian trigger warnings.

Grosso could've just not read the book, but why waste an opportunity to appear sanctimonious in public?

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.