Please tell me you didn't just call Caitlyn Jenner a worthless fuck. I think you might be the worthless fuck

Biggest surprise of this whole story, the kid was not American.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

(This is basically my response to 80%ish of what comes out of Trump’s mouth.)

Jon Stewart really did choose the worst possible time to retire, didn’t he...

They’re vloggers - so basically their whole life is on the internet. I’ve been talking alot this week about how I’m happy to see an open conversation about miscarriage happening in the public - would you say that a vlogger talking about cancer or another medical condition was too personal?

Yeah, it’s personal, but it could be worse to not say anything at all and to have to deal with hearing people congratulate them continuously or carry on as though they are still pregnant. That’s painful. I waited until I was 16 weeks until I announced my 1st pregnancy on Facebook and then terminated once we found out…

they arrested that guy (the one recording and pleading for help for Harris). His name is Tony Rice.

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

It is. I don’t know why she’s saying that the phrase is “smoke coming out of your eyes” since she’s like, gifted and has such a high IQ and all that.

You know when someone starts talking about how they have a high IQ and it has been tested, they’re going to say something really stupid after.

I think my favorite Trump fan excuse was when one of the Trump supporters argued that Trump was really referring to the stigmata — the blood flowing from Jesus Christ’s wrists and ankles after they were pierced during the crucifixion.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

It also says it was new rule? WTF? How are we CREATING rules like this in 2015, not REMOVING them?

Their official statement is they will allow girls to sit on the bench? Like its some big favor they are giving?

On top of this news, Ken Paxton... says the state’s voter ID law “remains in effect” despite a federal appeals court ruling that it violates the Voting Rights Act of 1965. And on the 50th Anniversary of the signing of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 signed into law by that sometimes racist LBJ. For shame, Ken Paxton!…

But back then, they called it capitalism.

There was a time when the CEO of McDonald’s made about ten times as much as one of his lowest tier employees, and he thought it was a travesty of justice. Not 100,000 times as much, but 10 times as much. He felt ashamed because the board offered him so much money for doing so very little. He felt ashamed at making…

All this bitching about how “burger flippers” DARE to ask for a minimum wage they can live on... how about a fucking maximum wage? Or a law stating that you can’t make hundreds of times what your workers do?

In the 1980’s, the ratio was like 45. Now, as the article notes, it’s nearly 400. This is not an efficient allocation of capital.