I see your bear, and raise you a moose family playing in sprinklers!

I just think of how aggressive the ducks in the park got after years of people throwing bread to them and then I magnify that by bear.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

I basically wish the show was just all King’s Landing all the time. Drinking wine and whoring and delivering zingers at Small Council meetings. Maybe they need a spinoff show.

I really want to take Jorah out, get him drunk, scream “She doesn’t love you bro” at him,

So loudly. They kept not moving and I was completely convinced that the guy sitting in the prow in the full hood and cloak would end up being a crafty White Walker or something. Like. WHY ARE YOU NOT GOING. GOOOOOOO.

I can’t be the only one screaming ROW YOU FUCKERS ROW GO GO GO

read the books. still think its a stall.

I co-sign no.6! Press triangle to shiv sansa! Surely she’s played the last of us!

Giant giant giant!!! GIANT GUYS A GIANT

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

if there’s one thing i’ve learned in watching game of thrones, if you tell your loved ones “i’ll be right back,” your ass is going to die, RIP, random wildling lady.

He grinned at me, lifted his kilt and without even hesitating, flopped his sad, exposed wiener onto our stainless steel counter top.

YYYYAAAAAAASSSSSS.

The synagogue where I converted used “He” and “She” interchangeably when referring to God. The synagogue I go to now just uses some kind of gender-neutral situation like “One” and refers to “the Parent of us all.” Pretty neat.