Suddenly gone are the days in which Religious Privilege seemed to exist to the benefit of a single creed. All at once, the all-too-numerous flagrant theocrats holding public office across the nation are made to sullenly realize that Religious Liberty isn’t theirs alone. Hail Satan.

This is awesome.

This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

Cuz they ain’t us.

Why does she have to take Rita into an elevator? Last I checked, it wasn’t Rita who made vows to her.

I’m not bothered by the porn. I’m bothered by the fact that Jeb decided that in 2005, in the twilight of the home video business, he thought it would be a good time to invest in the brick and mortor home movie rental busines. I mean, i know people can’t see the future. However, look at this nugget from Wikipedia about…

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

Well, I’d say it’s at least dishonorable to sleep with somebody else while in a relationship, lie about it, and then try to get child support for one of them from the wrong person, but what do I know? I’m not sure this fits as slut shaming.

Every full moon, a little rabbit goes out into the garden and leaves a precious bundle of baby in exchange for some carrots. She leaves it under a little rock. In the morning, if the mommy wants to get pregnant, she holds the daddy’s hand and they go together to the rock, pull it up, and pick out their kid together.…

“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

that unicorn must feel like this.

These fucking people. Spend half of their time screaming “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!” when it comes to fetuses, but the fucking minute they pop out all they do is fuck them over. I CAN’T HANDLE THE HYPOCRISY ANYMORE, GUYS. I am off to join the mole people.

This is how I feel in a maxi dress. I don’t care how you think I look.

To be fair, no one gets camel toe while wearing a maxi and you’re not greeted with anyone’s ass/underwear, either.* I mean, I know you’re the YOGA Nerd MD and all, but maxi dresses > yoga pants. Sorry, not sorry.

GOOD JOB, JEZEBEL.

I have a disease that makes my legs look like tree trunks and I can only barely wear jeans. Maxi dresses are the only thing that hides them and makes me feel pretty and normal. :(

False. What else can I wear that is as comfortable as pajamas but also looks like I give a fuck?

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

All of those models look absolutely fine. Maxi dresses are comfortable, and they make me look tall. Though I will say, I don’t care for the cotton jersey types. They pill and look like shit after a couple washes.