So, what’s to stop people from suing anti-abortion activists under this law? Yes, the suit will fail, but I think the law explicitly prevents the party being sued from recovering any money from the person suing. Bring suit against the entire Texas Republican delegation, and keep doing it until they change the bill. I’m…

More people don't need to know about Braeburns, shhhhhh

Okay but hear me out: Poison Ivy for the next solo Harley Quinn movie.

“CG-eh?” —Jamie Tartt

“DANI ROJAS, DANI ROJAS, DANI ROJAS, FOOTBALL IS MYTH!!”

The secret weapon of this show isn’t its heart, it’s the facial acting on display by almost all of the main players, but especially Waddingham (I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actor who makes every muscle in her face put in work), Hunt’s Hush Puppy eyes, and of course Goldstein’s “the imperceptible facial twitch I…

Missed article title opportunity: “He’s not here, he’s not there, he’s not any-fucking-where. Is Roy Kent CGI?”

Pink Lady are pretty consistently great. Honeycrisp can be even better, but it’s a gamble; sometimes they’re amazing, sometimes mediocre, but Pink Ladies are always really good.

The apple crisp flavor is decent.  I appreciate the weirdo flavor offerings Budweiser’s putting out seasonally.  It’s a fun novelty to bring to holiday gatherings and like a less-punishing version of the Bertie Botts Jelly Belly roulette.  Yeah, you might get a regrettable flavor that lingers, but you’re also getting…

Basically the lab leak theory is bad because there is no actual evidence for it thus far (though there could be, eventually), and the people most invested in it are not scientists but really just want a racist and nationalist cudgel. Ask China, they have an American lab leak theory for the same reasons.

Can we just stop talking about West already? The guy’s obviously mentally unstable as hell and I doubt he’ll seek treatment until he hits bottom. That’s not going to happen until we all collectively agree to ignore him.

Scarlett Johansson’s first MCU movie came in 2010. Since then, she’s done, by my count, 16 non-MCU films, though that does include voice work.

Except Jennings tweeted that shit when he was 40. 

Every time the Discovery networks decide to give Ree more air time, I die a little bit inside.

She’s Duck Dynasty but for self-produced cooking shows. The family’s money is old-school Land Baron dirty, she literally has a Token Black Foster Kid, and people eat that shit up because she knows how to play the ‘gee shucks’…

What, did Ron Jeremy have a scheduling conflict?

This really was one of those films which really needed to make it clear that they neutralised everyone’s memory of the events (either erasing or at least dissociating) because the trauma and effects on society from the fallout from the memory of the events would be catastrophic and a really big continuity problem for…

Well, the movie was also heartbreaking...ly BAD amirite??? :P :P :P

I think the most upsetting eating contest is the mayonnaise eating contest.  A pueblo slopper is at least something delicious that you would eat one of under the right conditions, but nobody is going to grab a spoon and just house a jar of mayonnaise under ordinary conditions. 

Well, when you’re a multi-millionaire (due to the fact that your hubs has an enormous ranch) you can turn your stay-at-home-mom daily life into a brand pretty easily.

She seems like the biggest, meanest, most fake-nice faker to ever fake-nice her way through 30 minutes of reality television. (But her sour cream pancake recipe is legit. She’s genuinely talented in the kitchen.) Maybe I’m wrong, but girlfriend has been a Food Network star for a lot of years, having built herself up…