Agreed based on logic of famed mathematician Yogi Berra: Please cut it into 6 slices because I cannot eat 8.

Out: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

RIP Locke-Ober

Yup, that is. I just looked up Colorado Bulldog and it’s got light cream and cola in it too so it’s more a White Russian with Cola.

Okay, well.....filibuster.

This is the correct take. Strawberry w/ the jelly center. 

Michael J. Fox made a video supporting stem cell research, and she gave a rebuttal video against it. Like how cruel do you have to be, just fuck off and enjoy your royalty checks for your shitty sitcom.

Or is he part of the chili now?

Ain’t that the truth. Everyone resigned and they’ve turned off comments on Deadspin, seems like it may be time to platoon the other blogs to complain about Spanfeller and Autoplay.

Someone in a different comment section sent me this:

That’s if there is a Deadspin by then

Format is the same as Splinter is now w/ 6 old recommended articles at the top.

Papajohns.com Bowl is my personal favorite, as if people didn’t know the web address to order PapaJohn’s online.

Wasn’t that Adrien Brody doing it to Halle Berry?

Unless you are UNC...

Seconded, this is where I’ve started coming for my fix.

Start recording these assholes and post it on social media. Show them for the monsters they are.

To be fair Cheney got his mechanical heart how many years ago and he's still going.