He loves getting his saber rattled

Remember that time he wasted a ton of money to fly to Indianapolis to watch a Colts game then left in a huff when they knelt, as if it weren’t staged.

This is genius, I used to go the route of finding something with Free Returns, then just returning it later.

He must be a joey to be around

One little sausage spoils the rest.

Just to emphasize your point, here is the Supercut of all the Brat Mentions of Pelosi. The closing remarks are fire.

#AlternativeSpelling

Is that the long lost lime? I bought a large bag of those and finished it in a shameful amount of time.

This is the correct take #bringlimebackpermanently

According to this, they actually do.

Thanks tomato

Really threw me with the first line after this header:

More people need to know about DMRD.

Buffalo chicken dip! It’s actually what many recipes call for.

8. Ambien overdose

and it inherently goes with the lemon. I’m sure some penny pincher found out that apple flavoring would cost less.

I made sure to come to the comment section to make sure that hate for The Scarlet Letter was sufficient.

This deserves way more stars