Truly nature’s tide pod

Reminds me of Al Franken’s book about the senate (paraphrasing): “I like Ted Cruz more than most other members of the Senate, and I f-cking hate Ted Cruz”

No stars, for obvious reasons

They would have a PR nightmare on their hands otherwise.

Laura Prepon (Donna) is one too.

See I was thinking Cena Looks more like Marky Mark after the SuperSoldier Serum from Captain America.

Happy to be of service! If you do get some let me know how they go!

I feel like The Rock and Face Off should be in there, anything with peak 90s Nicholas Cage. Also both Bad Boys movies. Really I guess I am saying I like bad 90s Jerry Bruckheimer movies.

I haven’t taken the plunge yet but I am close.

The only acceptable time to mutilate butter is rolling the corn on the cob lengthwise, leaving a healthy divot in the middle.

Great minds think alike and all that. Also, I love your work don’t ever stop.

A little eyeliner and he’d be Paul Bearer:

That is some Hannibal Lecter shit right there.

This reads more like a book control take. It seems like to me more books would have been the answer one way or another.

My thoughts exactly, Let’s go Jebediah Springfield on them. But maybe use some thermite, that is bright, but quiet.

This is the correct answer, it’s my go to ranch.

[The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays, but in a sinister key.]