Amy Poehler told them to fuck off through the almighty channel that is Nick Offerman.

The pure hate running through him.

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be the guy that doesn’t know that everyone is laughing at him.

Hey, someone has to fill the Meghan McCain of “knowing your brand” fame.

If they could be pregnant, they shouldn’t drive because they may get in a car accident and the airbag kill their fetus. So any woman of child bearing age cannot drive. Once they are documented by a doctor to have gone through menopause, as invasive a process as possible, then they could try to get a permit

If only the preborn baby had a gun to defend itself. 

If it was a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

I realize I’m spamming here, but this is how it starts. A poor woman of colour outside a dollar store. Some day they will come for the lower middle class single white woman who miscarried because she couldn’t afford to work only one job while hella pregnant.

Let’s be real, Karlie and Josh invited them to be there on Thursday. Only Thursday.

Man, they look like twins.  It’s so creepy when people partner with people who are their spitting image.

She is SUCH trash, as is her homophobic husband. Waiting for Jezebel, defenders of all things Cardi B (for some reason), to come to her defense and say she’s a warrior woman and can do no wrong.

I hope they are getting paid.  The only thing worse than getting paid to fawn over Cardi B is fawning over her and not getting paid.  

They were just seriously lacking vision. Marvel Netflix needed to focus less on making grimdark, realistic, soap opera stories and embrace the comic bookness like their movies do and step it up as far as tonality and motivation. The Marvel Netflix characters were either too wracked with guilt, completely conflicted,…

We were certainly hoping for more movie crossover shit going into it all. When we realized that was never going to happen - which I think was around the time JJ said “the green guy and the flag-waver” - that let some of the air out. But for all the bloat and the aimlessness and the re- and re-re-used “no, that yellow…

I’d argue that the Arrowverse shows have a small budget and one episode of Legends of Tomorrow had a hyperintelligent gorilla with psychic powers go back in time to try and assassinate a young Obama.

Wasting the talents of two A-list actresses, Alfre Woodard and Sigourney Weaver when they could’ve made epic villains was a big mistake. The casting of Electra was a big mistake. And remind me who the villains were in Iron Fist? I can’t remember because they were boring and unmemorable.

Conversely, bringing Tennant back for one episode just to really highlight what a drag JJ2 was: mistake.