Uh no. I can 100% assure you that I have never sexually assaulted anyone or even done anything that could be considered anywhere close by the loosest definition. I have never witnessed anyone doing it either, or it would have been the last time it ever happened.

My SNS is brought to me by the squirrel that’s camped out in my basement

I am 100% confident that I never assaulted anybody.

But honestly, I’m still really sad about Alan Rickman

Seriously. I’m really diggin this black renaissance. We’re finally getting back to the best parts of our culture which has always been our creativity.

The Bible doesn’t explicitly say whether or not Mary was asked for her consent, but she’s presented as considering it a great honour and joy to carry Jesus. Of course, all the Gospels were written by men and many decades after the event, so they probably didn’t get a first-hand account from the woman herself.

Yeah, the whole biblical justification for things is sketchy. One of the local anti-abortion churches had a sign out in front that said something like, “Mary made a choice, and Jesus was born”. Um, did she really? Was she actually given a choice? Did the angel come down from heaven and say, “hey, if this is something…

I wish I could explode his head with my brain.

So far I’ve gotten:

He married one of his daughters and was accused by the other of molesting her. He’s a fucking creep.

His daughter accused him of molesting her. You forgot that part.

Yeah, she has done a good job here and although I’m sure someone will find something to complain about, I think Ellen Page has done right by herself and others on this. The world needs more influential people like Ellen Page.

Time for a #SingersTurn hashtag campaign

Yeah, how the fuck is that happening?

She’ll probably be the only one saying sorry about working with Woody Allen. The rest (I’m looking at you Kate Winslet) will still work with him and then deny answering questions about their choice to work with him. Hum. So fucking disappointing.

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.

I hope she and all the other women in that garbage cult are able to get out safely.

I don’t think it has anything to do with Charles. Charles is already basically regent in all but name. The Queen won’t abdicate because of her late uncle.

That is not exactly accurate. Juan Carlos of Spain only abdicated in favor of his son because of a hunting and infidelity scandal. There may have also been some scandal behind Albert II of Belgium’s choice to abdicate as well. The only recent abdication that doesn’t appear have a hint of scandal would be Beatrix of…

Really weird messenger, but... agreed on the message.