Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

STFU Donna. You’re not fucking helping.

She is. He’s just not paying her for it.

“squint eyed golem” ALL THE STARS. ALL OF THEM.

On a purely superficial level also, Michelle Obama is by far the most beautiful, stylish First Lady to have ever been photographed. (I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think Jackie Kennedy was attractive at all). I’m really tired of people talking about this current plastic and styrofoam woman as being…

From another Pat Nixon baby, your comment was spectacular, particularly the epic all caps climax and the perfectly observed “squint-eyed golem”. Glorious work.

It couldn’t be published, because Barack and Michelle were actually in love.

She could’ve taken a smaller payout earlier — there’s literally nothing keeping her from walking out the door except money. No way he’d fight her for custody even out of spite; too much hassle and he might win. Whatever she’s holding out for is worth her son’s childhood.

I was born during Pat Nixon’s reign— but was too young to be aware of her, thank glob.

Hope Hicks is shtupping Corey Lewandowski. Supposedly Melania is in a long-term affair with the head of security for Tiffany & Co, and divorce papers had been signed, but then President Bone Spurs was elected. I can’t post a pic here, but this website has a photo of the security guy. http://www.yourtango.com/2017304856…

Oof that is painful to see. This new USA sucks so much.

Donald is holding Melania’s hand, whether she wants it held or not. Her hand makes almost a fist (and would be a full fist if she weren’t borrowing black panther’s claws for the Pearl Harbor visit). You can’t clasp hands with someone’s fist, so Donald has to make due with the ball of fingers.

My stomach clenches when I see the title FLOTUS and it’s Melania. Michelle O will always be my FLOTUS!

To be fair though, walking (and other activities) is more comfortable with a small thick heel than complete flats (no arch support), as they imitate the feeling of sneakers more. So boot style shoes with up to 2 inch heels, are the best, which a lot of these ladies seem to be wearing.

True, there’s a significant difference between Allen & Weinstein. But since Allen also married Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter and continually makes movies pairing a young actress with a much older actor (even moreso than is the norm in Hollywood), typically playing that role himself in his earlier films, it’s hard not…

The place we were at in RI had a doll with no eyes looking out the living room window, a kitchen full of murderous clown drawings, and cigarette butts.