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I say we start a GoFundMe for them, fly them to Rhode Island on our dime, and encourage them to speak anyway. What’s Pruitt going to do? Fire them? What for? What would be the grounds for that? Sometimes externalizing these death-dealing fuckers’ decisions can bring a healthy light to the craziness that’s being

Lainey has long danced around the issue of their open marriage, so I doubt him seeing someone else is why they are divorcing.

Actually no, sorry. ITS MY TURN.

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

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I see a lot on here about people are perplexed at how successful Pink still is. Australia fricken loves her, we consider her one of us and this is why...

Australian speaking! Ashamed to admit we are the birthplace of Hillsong. It is widely considered a creepy, cult-like money-machine corporation masquerading as a church here. I can confirm that plenty of Australian celebrities (more local TV stars, thankfully not our big international names... Chris Hemsworth was

Co-signed. I do not understand why tattoos are so popular... trashy as hell. I can’t think of anything I love enough (and I’m almost 33 not 23 like Bieber) that I’d feel confident saying, “yep, I’m going to love this symbol of x on my body my whole life” and I have a *child* that I love with all my heart! Let alone

I don’t miss him.

I miss George W. Bush.

Dear Barack Obama,

Dining in the shower? Ew.

It makes me wonder what kind of person eats in the bathroom, for one.

1) That he will declassify the JFK FILES [emphasis his]

THE CORN DOG IS ANOTHER DISTRACTION!!!

I hope Ted Cruz’s father was on the grassy knoll. We don’t have enough controversy and stuff to argue about anymore.

Harvey has picked Lupita to rebut by name for two reasons;

Why aren’t white people tired of seeing the next generation make a permanent record of their shitty behavior? Where are the white community leaders to set a positive example for their children?

9/11 truthers in one form or another account for about 2/3 or the global population along with just about any engineer and architect who isn’t seeking to be employed by American industry. But you’ve been fortunate enough to have the wholly impartial corporate press to let you know what the real score is, I suppose.

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Whenever I see photos of Frances Bean I’m reminded of My So Called Life. She could have been Angela’s cool older sister.