I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

That’s her point- those opinions are fucking dumb and unsolicited. Just posting a picture of her cereal is NOT a solicitation for public comment.

it isn’t unreasonable for someone to comment that dyes aren’t really healthy for the baby

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

Seriously, of all the people to gratuitously piss off, he chooses John Oliver? Has he seen the show? Oliver doesn’t take prisoners when it comes to public figures who don’t have a sense of humour about themselves. I can’t wait to see what he does with this!

This is what we get when the Heat Miser supports fracking and the Snow Miser supports Arctic drilling.

*turns on HBO right now to wait for the john oliver segment about this on sunday*

I love how Michelle is like damn, baby, you wouldn't stop crying for me.

There’s that amazing video of him getting a little girl to stop crying instantly. He definitely knows how to interact with babies.

I’m wearing Chucks and black leggings right now. I just got back from the grocery store, sans “pants” Gasp!

You really did! I’m hearing it with a slight Spanish accent, too. This needs to be in one of those animal-themed movies.

Say what you like about Obama the man is excellent with kids and so adorable with them. I think we should counter every look what the idiot republican candidates have said now post with a thread of the President with kids pics, it would help with the collective blood pressure on here.

right?! i came here to write that; how COOL is your potus...?

God bless pete souza for all these amazing photos of Obama. This is a huge public service.

It’s like an overload of cute.

Michelle just made it OK for every woman to wear casual athletic wear at public events in front of the cameras. Yeah!

I love how President Obama is all, “Michelle! Look at this shit! It’s the baby Pope. Michelle, seriously, LOOK! THIS KID! <3” And she’s like, “Barack. Honey, I see it. Kid is cute, but take it down to a 3 here, honey.”

I assume Michelle is the first FLOTUS to wear Chucks, right?