The women you overheard must be the same assholes posting the nastiest comments imaginable on Facebook. Their target: Michelle Obama, who had the audacity to show up at a fancy dinner wearing Vera Wang and looking fucking gorgeous. I thought I had lost the capacity to be shocked, but I was wrong. Comments on her photo…

Hayyyy Eddie Vedder’s still looking good. For some reason this makes me feel less old.

America’s Little Sweetheart?

Emma Roberts is THE WORST.

Emma Roberts really pisses me off because of the arrests she has had for domestic violence and no one ever mentions how she used to beat her boyfriends ass. Just keep pushing that America’s Little Sweetheart bullshit.

Also worth noting that, and I can’t stress this enough, the President has limited powers. They cannot just implement laws by fiat. Congress would have to pass that law first. Also, any law that blatantly tried to implement Sharia law would be immediately challenged and would be swiftly struck down as unconstitutional.…

A Muslim president would no more turn government control to sharia law than Catholic JFK turned it over to the pope—as many feared. Grow up, people. Besides, with the lack of autonomy to women, the Rs are the ones pushing for sharia-style.

You may now cast your bets on who falls out of the clown car next as it careens, out-of-control, towards 2016.

You’re wrong, but I forgive you.

Wait, what’s that noise outside

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

Every time Ed Sheeren comes up on this website, there are a tons of comments denigrating his looks. Why? We don’t do that to women on this website, particularly women who have expressed insecurity about their looks (as he has). He’s not a model. He’s a singer. Why do we think it’s ok to constantly put down his…

Also this one (in case anyone hasn’t already seen em floating around)

And then there is this, my second-favourite picture of all time. A picture of such sublime, ecstatic absurdity that it really ought to be hanging in the National Portrait Gallery for future generations of Britons to appreciate and revere. I love it so.

I see your picture of Barack Obama with a puppy and raise you a picture of him campaigning in a rainstorm, the moment I fell in love with him.

Omg I love them so much.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

Throw yer hands in the ayair!
And wave em like ya just don’t cayare!
And if we passed the Iran Treaty say yeeaaaaah!
YEAAAAAH!

President Obama loves kids, doesn't he? He's so genuine and natural with them. I needed to see this today.