HeresHoping

7/17/15

Probably the same way you would steal an officer’s gun and shoot yourself in the back with it.

7/16/15

Because she’s conventionally hot and desirable by men I guess people don’t compute that Cara is not interested, and Vogue just hasn’t realized it’s insulting and patronizing to speculate on someone’s sexuality as a phase. People will love whom they’ll love whether you can wrap you little head around it or not, Vogue.

7/14/15

I think it important to note that you left out the Freemasons /Harry’s Balls/ Arc Du Triophme Illuminati angle. I’m beginning to wonder if you did this on purpose...

7/10/15

I think she’s more beautiful now than when she was younger.

7/10/15

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

7/9/15

I don’t know them, but I love them, and I have realy anxiety that his star-rocketing fame will change him in a bad way.

7/9/15

“Since then, I’ve been seeing them regularly but always in supervised visits, sometimes with a professional and sometimes with my ex-wife present.

7/9/15

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

7/9/15

Easy solution - do not put pebbles in your vag.

7/9/15

Not even questionable. Fucking terrible. This is the man who champions his fashion sense because he “invented” leather jogging pants, which are not only impractical but fug as fuck to boot.

7/9/15

He hates her, yes? Every time she is styled by him she looks ridiculous.

7/9/15

Yeah, this doesn’t seem like the reaction of even a person who is trying to win their children’s favor, let alone an honest-to-god actually good person. “Won’t see me? Maybe an indefinite incarceration will make you remember how good I was to you!” Nnnnnot likely, no.

7/8/15

Another day....another story about men trying to control the reproductive choices of women.

7/8/15

Oh... is that not how it’s done...? ???

7/8/15