I experience a God Given sadness every time someone brings up Glen Beck

SAW GODOT STARRING BOTH THESE MEN AND IT WAS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE

Started googling ass-eating gifs to choose one after seeing you didn’t really like the Girls one. Too many choices. Too much porn to properly choose and put one without getting flagged. Settled on this, which inexplicably came up in the search:

Here’s to that end credits blooper reel.

MTE

Pants feelings? Thor gives me pants feelings. I like it.

I just imagined Chris Evans vacuuming my apartment and now I want it more than pretty much anything.

Why are you pissing on the fantasy?

On behalf of myself and the confusing adult feelings I have for Thor, I accept and endorse this decision.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

God I hope he wears the glasses.

Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable…

I am in the camp that if you are really considering an abortion at 7mo, you should fucking get one. Because no good ever came of forcing a person to have a child and giving birth is fucking terrifying and painful and dangerous af.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW, FRIENDS

The Chinese actresses stole the show and held it hostage. Fan Bingbing, in particular, was GORGEOUS.

Like, I want to see Beyonce naked as much as the next person but that dress was boring as fuck.

But this begs the question as to why women feel the need to do this “for themselves.” Let’s say your answer is that it makes them feel good, or empowered. But why? And why isn’t the standard the same for men, then? I don’t see men needing to be as revealing as this to get attention. Their successes stand on their own.

I hate that dress.

These two have helped me restore faith in humanity.