First I lived in Texas for 21 years so, based on personal experience, and their recent political bullshit, I will assume they thought the aid would be in Canadian money (and therefore wrthless in Texas). Also, Canadians are nice so their prayers are worth more and/or more effective.

Does she have something under the table in that first photo? Is she staring into the void?

That is priceless.

Thanks?

Evening gloves for a day dress, tsk, tsk.

I LOVE HER!!!!! SO MUCH.

Unfortunately when my son was about three, in the tub, when all of a sudden he exclaimed, “Mama, there’s a hole in my butt!” That shit was not in the parenting book.

I will direct you to The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee and the sea pens that have already been built off the coast of Washington. I think they may change your mind.

A comment I heard last year, “If white people were treated like black people, they would have already burned this fucker down.”

This is both horrifying and frightening. I will make the motion that we send them all to Texas so they can have their white ethno state and then, we build Dumps stupid wall to keep them all out.

When I first saw the headline, My first thought was that it referenced the F.B.I. Mueller and I was confused. Talk about fake news.

Oh no, I took it the same way and I do not live in a cosmopolitan area. It was definately a show for his base.

I was hoping this was a gif already. Thank you.

That’s a pretty good idea. I bet the current administration would JUMP at the chance to sell citizenship. Seems right up their alley.

But once they move to America, they will no longer have health care provided to them. They don’t look like they can afford hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical care per year and....don’t they have other children as well?

Suicide by helium (is this a thing?) is probably better than the FBI knocking at your door. The investigation was already ongoing and he was probably smart enough to understand what was coming.

This is a soothing eye wash after the Paul Ryan grossness posted above. Thank you.

As creepy as that was, I can’t help but wonder how much of that was actually for Melania. In an abusive sort of way. He looked at Melanie right before he said it and touched her arm immediately after.

As someone who was raised in Texas and now lives in Florida, it would seem that Texas took the Batshit Crazy some time ago. Our weirdos are threatening people with tacos and having sex with trees, but no women’s health centers have closed. Baby steps.

OMG!! Saffron Shitgibbon took me a second, but that is priceless. More stars, they cried