I will direct you to The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee and the sea pens that have already been built off the coast of Washington. I think they may change your mind.

A comment I heard last year, “If white people were treated like black people, they would have already burned this fucker down.”

This is both horrifying and frightening. I will make the motion that we send them all to Texas so they can have their white ethno state and then, we build Dumps stupid wall to keep them all out.

When I first saw the headline, My first thought was that it referenced the F.B.I. Mueller and I was confused. Talk about fake news.

Oh no, I took it the same way and I do not live in a cosmopolitan area. It was definately a show for his base.

I was hoping this was a gif already. Thank you.

That’s a pretty good idea. I bet the current administration would JUMP at the chance to sell citizenship. Seems right up their alley.

But once they move to America, they will no longer have health care provided to them. They don’t look like they can afford hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical care per year and....don’t they have other children as well?

Suicide by helium (is this a thing?) is probably better than the FBI knocking at your door. The investigation was already ongoing and he was probably smart enough to understand what was coming.

This is a soothing eye wash after the Paul Ryan grossness posted above. Thank you.

As creepy as that was, I can’t help but wonder how much of that was actually for Melania. In an abusive sort of way. He looked at Melanie right before he said it and touched her arm immediately after.

As someone who was raised in Texas and now lives in Florida, it would seem that Texas took the Batshit Crazy some time ago. Our weirdos are threatening people with tacos and having sex with trees, but no women’s health centers have closed. Baby steps.

OMG!! Saffron Shitgibbon took me a second, but that is priceless. More stars, they cried

Yes, because Flori-duh also gave the blind man his gun back after he shot his friend. Rick Scott and his asshole friends are also talking about allowing open carry. I think they are upset that trump has replaced Florida Man for crazy news.

I am so confused by the small shoes with metal shanks. WTF?

Sympathy for your loss, but great admiration for your courage.

Yes. I was given a bizarre family name and growing up I hated it. Children are cruel and unless you are rich and can insulate your children, don’t do it.

I think she is pointing out that it does happen and quite frequently. It would be naive, especially in this day and age to not acknowledge reality. The FACT is that it is easier to get a job if you are a Michael and not Miguel or Michelle.

She is apparently an amazing multitasker. Running a campaign, running the pizza sex ring, committing various murders, appearing on television and still finding the time to be a grandmother and wander in the woods.

It’s catty, but damn she looks like disapproving Marie Osmond (before the weight loss). Meow.