As someone who was raised in Texas and now lives in Florida, it would seem that Texas took the Batshit Crazy some time ago. Our weirdos are threatening people with tacos and having sex with trees, but no women’s health centers have closed. Baby steps.

OMG!! Saffron Shitgibbon took me a second, but that is priceless. More stars, they cried

Yes, because Flori-duh also gave the blind man his gun back after he shot his friend. Rick Scott and his asshole friends are also talking about allowing open carry. I think they are upset that trump has replaced Florida Man for crazy news.

I am so confused by the small shoes with metal shanks. WTF?

Sympathy for your loss, but great admiration for your courage.

Yes. I was given a bizarre family name and growing up I hated it. Children are cruel and unless you are rich and can insulate your children, don’t do it.

I think she is pointing out that it does happen and quite frequently. It would be naive, especially in this day and age to not acknowledge reality. The FACT is that it is easier to get a job if you are a Michael and not Miguel or Michelle.

She is apparently an amazing multitasker. Running a campaign, running the pizza sex ring, committing various murders, appearing on television and still finding the time to be a grandmother and wander in the woods.

It’s catty, but damn she looks like disapproving Marie Osmond (before the weight loss). Meow.

Burt and Maw Maw were the best. Martha held that weird shit together so well.

He is both super hot and adorable

While I agree with your point, I cannot agree with the characterization of Travelocity Gnome. He is obviously the Evil Keebler Elf.

I will disagree because she’s from Texas, and we both grew up in Houston. It was a big deal there.

This made me happy. Thanks

Melatonin. With the onset of menopause, I dont sleep without it.

They should charge her with a hate crime. There was obviously a reason she chose “black” males as her alleged attackers.

A sword? Is that a thing now? White men going all Highlander?

More stars for you. Also don’t forget the fourth horseman, Mitch McConnell.

I thought we were going with Cathy Cambridge. Am I on the wrong page again?

Thank you. ps: Love the name