She’s Scottish and lives on a freakin island.

He agreed to plead guilty and save the State the trial in exchange for life imprisonment. However, the Judge refused to reconsider the death penalty so the “trial” is only to determine if he will be put to death.

Jackass, actually

Not only have I done this, but will even admit to accidentally putting the mayo side down into the buttered pan. Fried mayo is the bomb. So good.

“concerning the formation of the people” - is he making golems for the government? What is “forming” people?

Thank you for that. It was needed

Thank you. I live in Orange county which went for Hillary but the rest of the state deserves a big FUCK FLORIDA

And then there is Florida. We just get the same candidates and over. Oh, and lets not forget Debbie Wasserman Schultz and her fuck over. Even at the local level, Florida sucks

More Stars!!!

Oh.My.God. - The Mike Pence Period/abortion popsicle...........

Wikipedia

The coroner’s opinion was that the garrote was the cause of death and that the blow to the head was done after.

I want Pirate Joe Biden!!!!!

This is Chris Evans’ cutie — PUPPIES

My singing voice or my speaking voice?

They should have focused on her record here in Florida (The Crazy State) where, for the last 17 years, Charlie Christ has run for everything. He’s been a Senator, Governor, just ran for Governor against Voldemort (and lost), Education Commissioner, Attorney General -

Can you say “fracking.”

Can I get an Amen M’Wanda?

Its okay. Oregon already has a sea pen in place. They are hoping for the Miami Seaquarium orca as she is related to the pod that lives off the coast. However, they have already started raising money for long term orca rehabilitation

Dunkin Donuts sells “munchkins”