Apathy is why we have crappy people running our government.

9/11 was done by prisoners? Who knew?!

Who said anything about releasing anyone?

Finally.

My wife and I moved to our new house 40 miles, costing only a few hundred bucks in fuel and a rental truck. How much stuff could those guys possibly have?

Congratulations, Mr. PatBateman, on COTD! I would like to gift you with your own race car which this lovely lady will deliver along with a lovely care package.

...it’s RCR. Are you new?

I’m willing to bet most of the places listed exclusively serve ramen/noodles. If you have never had real ramen you should give it a go.

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Tears be gone.

You shit on everyone’s suggestions and then come here and post this - fucking shocker.

The Cayman GT4 came to mind

Ok, maybe..... but $47,800 buys you one of these:

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

I feel sorry for the lessee’s of these things. There must be a better way to overcompensate for ones insecurities than this.

I drove a manual once. It was super weird.

Damn you. I just stopped by to have a quick look and got sucked into 13 open tabs.

Looks like amateurs.

You probably won’t agree with me, but let’s face it, this is terrorism through intimidation.

If I were him, I’d be motivated to re-instate the contract and tear those fucking monuments down with prejudice.

The passive aggressive resetting of radio presets will cause a rift in society if this takes hold. “Eating FRIES in the Focus again, Tom? WELL HERE! NOTHING BUT CHRISTIAN TALK RADIO! And guess what? I’M LEAVING THE SEAT IN THE FORWARD MOST POSITION!”