Who gives a shit? You're either willing to buy it at the currently advertised price or you're not. What the price was in the past doesn't factor into it.

It doesn’t??

In B4 the oft obligatory Jalopnik “this is assault with a deadly weapon and if it had happened in my state I would’ve pulled out my 9mm and ended that fuckers life right there” comment.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

“We don’t give a shit about times on a test track.”

I’m not married.

yes

Hyundai Equus.

I hope China spells out “Suck it” with the islands they create.

AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH

I thought jalopnik weren’t doing embargoes? Or did someone ask you what car would jalopnik be willing to do an embargo for and... of course, Miata Is Always The Answer.

Why? Obvious:

≠ this is what he meant.

This is a nonsense statement, chief. You have no idea what we’ll be capable of maintaining 50 years from now.

If you have to ask...

I used to come to Jalopnik for cars. Now I am increasingly fascinated by Tyler’s articles about the games endlessly stupid humans still play with each other. As an avid Economist-reader for 12-13 years, I was aware of the bigger picture that is military saber-rousing and showing off one’s balls. But this level of…

Too bad there isn’t some sort of “Monte Carlo simulation” to get you ready for this level of chaos.

I don’t have friends OR cable! I’m fucked!