Why?

Do you still want me to kill myself?

I can prove it to you. I got a cement dick, my cock's hard as a rock.

Be careful. You might suffer a tooth ache if you try to give it a bite. It stays adamantium solid 24/7.

Bitch eyeing me like I don't exist

Gotta get it cleared: suck my dick with red lipstick and don't let it smear.

It's fuckin' big.

It sounds like something is still bothering you. Wanna talk about it?

Haile? Haile Selassie?

I'll cry... until you see an ocean.

After I die, I'll be looking down from the sky :)

That makes no sense

You seem upset. Why are you upset?

I'm here for the rescue :)

Why so defensive?

As a guy this turns me on.