This show is either the greatest piece of satire of all time or the world did end in 2012 and we’re in hell

AND THATS MY 2023 BINGO

Oda pissing himself when the AI correctly guesses that the reason zoro always gets lost is because his internal compass has been leading him straight to the one piece

Finally, I can truly game 24/7

I didn’t know rob liefeld was doing fire emblem

I honestly don’t get the hate. Like the one thing about the splash mountain retheme that bugs me is that they’re dropping the mountain in the name but its not even the first big rollercoaster in magic kingdom to not have mountain hell it’s gonna be the third

I assume lego ninjago movie game is on sale, and I’m not gonna say it’s one of the better lego games cause it isn’t, but goddamn the combat was shockingly good. Like the roster was full of clones and I’m probably biased, but damn I got my 5 bucks worth out of it.

I honestly think they considered it, but decided against it because at the time of development it wasn’t popular enough

I hate to say it but wouldn’t it be more optimal to wear a diaper to win a tournament damn the world did end in 2012

Does this count as a portable console? Like certainly not a handheld but it can play console games and its easy to take to grandma’s house

Sad to see jump force go. It was by no means anywhere near good, but it was funny.

Thank god they just released a new trailer for the mario movie. I do not think I could handle seeing chris pratt at the game awards. Also that means that there is a slightly higher chance that totk maybe might possible have something at the awards. Maybe if it wins most anticipated game since eldin ring can’t win this…

Sinistea tastes like a nintendo switch cartrage

This movie terrifies me so much because it will probably end with a dance party, which will probably include do the mario, and what do you know, that looks worringly similar to flossing. There is a legitmate chance Chris pratt mario is going to floss and if that happens I saw we just end humanity

wait you don’t have to be 35 to be vice president

Congratulations to eldin ring for winning. I will bet 10,000 dollars here and now that eldin ring is the winner and i haven’t even played it.

Ok but JUST a black panther and cap in world war 2 sounds a little unusal. Maybe possibly defenders? Black panther and the defenders kinda fucks.

Fun fact: The biggest breasts in the straw hat pirates canonically belong to zoro. I am not making that up zoro has a bigger breast then BOA FUCKING HANCOCK

The same cards that said yasuie did NOT have a smile fruit when he actually did? Sure.

I made up some tips for remembering the star bucks sizes. Tall rhymes with small, venti means 20 and 20 is big, grande is left over and something has got to be medium