Guy really knows how to jam the receiver.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

This is a team that deserves to stay in the Bradley Center. Forever. Because it’s shit that I have to help pay for their next arena.

At the end of the day, it’s all about the dough.

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

....does this look like a handjob to anyone but me?......maybe I’m just horny....I am in Florida after all......

Mazda CX7? He would have been better off with a Ford Escape.

This will always be remembered as the day I found out that I make more than Clinton Portis.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

I’d like to try a few shots at her thermal exhaust port.

Day says the good news is that Ellie is fine. But she can no longer enjoys listening to Dave Matthews Band.

You were about to deliver a baby; you were going to feel, like, a pussy no matter what.

This is surprising since he’s already had brain surgery.

Hayden’s doctors predict that by next season, all his fears will have been forgotten.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

*Brian Griffin

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

Excessive high-fiving of one's bros can often lead to a sore shooting elbow.