Have you ever been to a bar? I'm not a better man than you, the first thing the alcohol destroys is your self-consciousness. My strategy doesn't work at all before beer seven.

This was the greatest getting-laid bar song. The distinctive guitar intro gave you time to get onto the dance floor. Then you had a few minutes to sing along - just Loaf's parts, not the responses. And find a girl to sing the song with. If you could dance with her through the bridge (what exactly were you supposed…

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Bea?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Bea?

Definitive ranking of Weekend Update Hosts:
1. Miller
2. MacDonald
3. Curtin
4. Fey/Poehler
5. Meyers
6. Chase
7. Fallon
8. Nealon
9. Jost/Strong
10. Quinn

Did Dennis Miller do sketches once he started Update?

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The…

Two chicks at the same time, man

I made up my own fucking sign

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

and the special guest star dying during the opening credits

or so the Germans would have you believe

Fair enough - thanks.

I'd suggest What a Good Boy by Barenaked Ladies. Though my memory of the song is clouded by its use to illustrate a really shitty dad on Homicide:Life on the Streets

What would you suggest? The only one that springs to mind is My Father's House. Most of his stuff about shitty fathers was in monologue form (like the opening to The River on 1975-1985.

If anyone wants to know what shitty CGI looked like in the 90s, have a look at that Step by Step opening where (for some reason) they put a beach next to the Colossus.

Gotta Dance!

Rush: Cygnus X-1 from Farewell to Kings, Cygnus X-1 Book 2 from Hemispheres.
25 minutes combined of progressive rock.

Galactica '15. The destruction of the 12 colonies and the search for the 13th colony, told from the point of view of Boxey and robot Muffitt.

Honestly, was Forrest Gump that bad? Would everybody feel this way about it if it had beaten Crash and Driving Miss Daisy for best picture? How much of the hate is just because of Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption?

Crash is the worst best picture winner of all time.
Hell, Crash isn't even the best movie named Crash.