I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

What about TV dinners? Anyone else eat these?

All hail Cheeseballs!!

I fucking LOVED dunkaroos.

There was also an obsession with dunkable snacks which offered no nutrition whatsoever and hooked a generation on cheez and processed sugars for life.

The menses will probably just gush out of her and put out the fire though :(

When "Sumthin" left a trail of shit up the stairs and was not at all embarrassed, I honestly felt a little jealous of her bravado. You have to be a real cool number to shit in public then just walk off like "Whatever. It happens to everyone sometimes". She's a porn star now.

I can't wait to see what her hairline looks like when she gets out.

Couldn't have happened to a better person...

Exactly. They are getting unbearably short sentences for serious crimes.

I can see these types of things happening, though. I am black and was adopted by a black family. However, since I don't "sound black" and I "don't have a name that sounds black" white people assume that my adoptive parents are white about 95% of the time.

Eh, in my experience as an adopted kid, I can totally see this type of bullshit happening. There are a lot of rude ignorant jackasses out there.

I commented above as well- but wanted to let you know I am an adoptive parent and I've heard almost all the comments she listed here & more. It sounds way too after school special to think people would really say that, but there are just enough asshats out there who do not posses any kind of verbal filter. Now that…

The mark of someone terrible at their profession:

Yes! Every word of what you said just as you said it! That is what I really suspect is going on here. Could I prove it in a court of law? No. But as someone who's become adapt at tasting the many favors of racial insensitivity, her way of describing this just does not compute for me. People don't typically have the…

You're right on the money. My bullshit alarms were ringing out of control. I'm always disappointed when people take stuff like this at face value.

Yes, this just seems over the top, like what someone who's never experienced racism describing. I've found when people are genuinely being racist it's more subtle. If she is recounting all this accurately, she lives in a horrible town. Like, bordering-on-absurd horrible.