Props to the kid for the "Oh, did you give birth to your husband?" comment.

I know people like this too. They have a deep desire for attention, sympathy and to one up people. Like here, she read the story of a woman being abused by her rock star boyfriend and getting a response. So she comes in saying "you think that's bad? I was RAPED by a rock star on my BIRTHDAY." to try and get the…

She'd be a lot more believable if she knew how many of her twins are alive.

She's planning on entering Rio 2016 equestrian events. No word, yet, on who the rider will be.

Ahem.

I know this flies contrary to what most people believe, but I believe that the best classroom teachers are this way as well. People like the idea of a teacher that becomes a surrogate parent and lets the child be emotional and the teacher show an emotional, demonstrative side, but that can be very problematic.

This is all you need to know about the new season:

Times like these, I really miss those campy, catty recaps that Richard Lawson used to do.

I watch the Housewives. I watch them from NYC, NJ, Atlanta, Beverly Hills, and sometimes the OC (although they're a little boring). I have to say that NYC is my favorite. They are somehow more sophisticated than some of the other women while still being awful, immature, bitches most of the time. It's like watching the…

He looks like the offspring of Furio & Carmella Soprano

EW

Justin Bieber has a face even a mother could punch.

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

This. All the Time. Forever.

Right? I'd totally use Tinder, if it came with a feature like "10 other women have rated this man 'not a creep or criminal'".

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he's covering his baldness up with lace front wig that is glued about 12 inches too high above his pasty forehead? Girlfriend needs to be told.