The first movie wasn’t perfect but it was pretty damn good and, in my opinion, one of the best translations of a video game property into the movie medium (a premise which we all know doesn’t have a super great track record). This made it all the more disappointing when the second film wound up just being a…

The original film has its flaws (and I really dislike the ending), but it was an overall good film with some really excellent visual aesthetics work. What we saw on scream was genuinely creepy as hell, especially in the transition scenes. That gives me some hope for the new film. 

I’m intrigued because it looks so cheesy.

Well, I guess that what LGBTI+ people needed. To finally be represented on the sort of low-rent filler that killed both the Discovery and History Channels.

On the other hand: Dr. Fate in a live action movie!

I remember it sort of the other way around. That it was generally judged to be pretty okay until a bunch of incels decided to miss the point of it.

Remember when there was a lot of Very Serious Discourse about how Joker was going to be a horrifically incendiary movie that would inspire a legion of psychopathic incels to go on mayhem sprees, and then it turned out to be a pretty okay flick and nothing happened?

That poor octopus was praying!

If they were truly concerned with stopping the abuse of children they would start by banning them from going to church. But, as always, it’s not about protecting children. It’s about them desperately trying to hold on to power with the added bonus of potentially getting people they hate killed.

“Everything you don’t need to give a shit about because you’re there for dinosaurs and air conditioning, not the stupid fucking world-building.”

Six *thousand* and thirty years, thank you.

- You don’t have to do this
- You don’t have to pay to spend 3 hours of your life watching a so-so movie that mostly gets by on your nostalgia for a genuinely great movie from 30 years ago
- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms

“six million and thirty years in the making.”

Usually these red carpet shots are eye rolling but that Vanessa Hudgens shot is really stunning.  The photographer really got lucky with the wind on that one 

I hear that scene from Peacemaker didn't go down so well in some quarters either!

Well duh!

I’m not sure Gustin has been thrilled about being The Flash the last couple seasons of his show. 

If anyone is excited about this movie its because of Michael Keaton not Ezra Miller

Of course it is. Anybody seriously expect otherwise?