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We’ve still got several days before people will move on. Like, 3/4 of the topics trending on Twitter all day today have been related to this and how it’s an example of toxic masculinity and shit like that.

Snyder Fans gave themselves an award.

oh buddy, we may be ready to move on but there’s a solid 40 hours of capital D Discourse to come. 

Any award people vote on is basically an award for “most effective Twitter bot.”

BAH GOD! THAT’S THE WRAP-IT-UP MUSIC!

What is this whataboutism bullshit? Racist Star Wars fans are shitty. Shitty Snyder stans are shitty. You aren’t “worse” or “better” than them. You’re both equally shitty.

Because he was a big Frank Miller fan and Miller himself is too toxic to stan nowadays.

Unfortunately, I can see the Academy adding more violence next year to increase viewership. Dame Judi Dench and Olivia Colman in fisticuffs. Timothee Chalamet slamming Tom Holland’s head into the stage. John Williams leaping from the ring to deliver a diving clothesline to Hans Zimmer.

Just to note for those who haven’t been keeping up with the Snyder Cult:

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

I think it was in poor taste to make a joke about her alopecia on national tv with her sitting a few yards away. 

Watch Split.

and i was just watching that try guys video where they got brazilian waxes. prescient!

Yeah, the back seems way better than the chest. I will not be doing either mind you.

I’d have more sympathy for this point if the right hadn’t spent the last year complaining about non-existent CRT teaching in elementary and high schools. 

Yep and Obamacare isn’t actually called Obamacare but I seem to be the only person in the world who calls it The ACA.

Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Stone was perfection

I like Ryan Reynolds snark, but Red Notice was a bad movie all around. The plot had so many holes poking through it that I don’t know where to begin.

Okay, but can we all agree that Drive Angry is excellent dumb fun?

Ghost Rider didn’t sell enough tickets? Fuck.