Fans of this practice claim that it prevents opened chips from going stale for months at a time.

“If I wanted any lip from you I’d rattle my zipper.” is one of the best lines I’ve heard when eating there.

I can’t believe this is being typed into my computer box but... Perhaps he would be best suited to work as a waiter in France as opposed to a country known for it’s politeness.

What an overdramatic sentiment. The world (his audience... the children) absolutely deserved him. It’s not all a sh*t sandwich all the time.

A hole’s a hole.
#amirite?

You are my new favourite person of the moment.

A appreciate my parents for being just awful enough to make me not want to have kids of my own. It is a blessing to be unencumbered on this planet. Thanks Mom & Dad!

If you regularly buy single serving plastic bottles of water you are part of the problem.

YES! More women refusing to give head means more straight boys coming to me for it!