Fans of this practice claim that it prevents opened chips from going stale for months at a time.

“If I wanted any lip from you I’d rattle my zipper.” is one of the best lines I’ve heard when eating there.

I can’t believe this is being typed into my computer box but... Perhaps he would be best suited to work as a waiter in France as opposed to a country known for it’s politeness.

What an overdramatic sentiment. The world (his audience... the children) absolutely deserved him. It’s not all a sh*t sandwich all the time.

A hole’s a hole.
#amirite?

Both were overrrated disappoinments.

Does everyone offer it? You havent established that in any way, shape or form.

I never said it was rare. I said it was worth it’s weight in gold.

The amazing part of AppleCare isn’t the repairs... It’s the 24/7 online and telephone support for absolutely anything related to the product in addition to the repairs that make it worth it’s weight in gold.

Well, my proposed wood building will be even taller than the proposed wooden buildings in Paris, Stockholm & Vienna. So there.

You are my new favourite person of the moment.

The overuse of GIFs in this piece is nauseating. I skipped over entire paragraphs to avoid having them on the screen while I was trying to read.

A appreciate my parents for being just awful enough to make me not want to have kids of my own. It is a blessing to be unencumbered on this planet. Thanks Mom & Dad!

If you regularly buy single serving plastic bottles of water you are part of the problem.

YES! More women refusing to give head means more straight boys coming to me for it!

Does Plenty of Fish count as an internet community? I was banned from that! Apparently the powers that be frown on it gay male users offering it's straight male users nsa beejays.