I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

They show up for NASCAR and IMSA.

Idea for new Jalopnik series: “Will it Rally?” Every disposable appliance car should be rallied. Scion IA, Chrysler Pacifica, Prius? Why not? Rally all the things!!!

Buys cars sight unseen.

Next step is the Fit in the bed of a Ridgeline to create a Russian nesting doll of Hondas for every occasion

Huh. As a customer of Spectrum/Time Warner/whatever the fuck it’s called now, I do not have Fusion. However! I do have the interbutts and a Roku TV, and I just added the Fusion channel to said TV. Really looking forward to this, guys.

a true fact is that American Girl is one of the best songs ever written, I’m going to listen to it and cry now

The Miller cycle is what happens when I drink a Lite, a Genuine Draft, a High Life, and a Red Dog during a Brewers game.

Shit man, I live in Pennsylvania...you know how many confederate flags I see around here? An upsettingly large amount.

Looks like a McLaren F1 with a mouth opener at the dentist office...

“Daddy. Daddy, you have to tell me. Which wheels make this car go? These? or these, like a real Maserati?”

ha! the bugs are indeed awful at times. Maddening even. But at least in the mountains of colorado very few things want to kill you. No rattlers above about 7k feet. Black bears basically never attack anyone, neither do mountain lions. Falls and lightning do most of the killing/injuring.

The ability to get away from…

At least the truck stood its ground...

Nice detail that it was a CF-18. (CF-18 is the Canadian designation for the F-18)

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Theres litterally no difference already.

Mr. Ballaban, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on…

Can I take apart a korean war era Jeep and ship it part by part back to America? Asking for a friend named O’Reilly.