Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

I don’t want to be a dick but I’m going to be; This video shows that good photography and lots of editing do not a story make. Good images though, best viewed on mute.

TLDR version: “Oh the RS costs money? Well that’s a deal breaker.” - Jalopnik

Because the Focus sedan looks like it fell off the ugly tree into the Ugly River and down the ugly waterfall into Lake Ugly where it decayed for thousands of years into ugly rust which then became ugly dirt which was then trawled up and put on the side of the road where an ugly seed then sprouted another tremendously…

I’m going back to the sloth story

Looks like a micro machine toy!

Rally Monte-Carlo is this weekend and the new WRC season is beginning. With all these rule changes in NASCAR and strict regulation stifling innovation in the sport maybe we should just embrace WRC and move on.

I find it funny that Crider wasn’t expecting the Feds in Ohio. As if it’s some frontier land.

It’s the autopilot:

Oh, that’s Fred. He’s special. Officially listed as ‘165 lb. antisocial ballast’, the crew considers him to be a good luck charm.

Things certainly have changed. In the fifties my father was fishing on a small trout stream in Pennsylvania and making his way upstream. Coming the other direction were a couple of G-man looking types equipped with sub-machine guns. They stopped my father and asked if he was armed. He was, of course, as it was…

I will just say it. I have no problem with the new Ridgeline’s capabilities I just think it is ugly. Now that’s just my worthless opinion.

Automatic one star rating if the back-up indicators light up for anything other than backing up. I want to throttle whoever decide it was OK to keep those lit when using the fob to unlock the doors.

As weird, old, mail delivery vehicles go, I’m partial to the Jeep FJ-3 Fleetvan:

I just don’t get snobbery over consumables. I fucking love wine and cheese and candy, and I have likes and dislikes with regard to them - some of which are artificial and/or cultivated to match what I’m supposed to like. But fuck, if you’re going to go through the effort of being a snob, snob up about art or…

My reaction to seeing that the Morgan made the cut:

Love makes you do stupid things...