Here's a freebie: I'm not a waitress, and I have never been to Indiana. Shock and revelation!
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Here's a freebie: I'm not a waitress, and I have never been to Indiana. Shock and revelation!
"I'm slowly dying in this abandoned basement, because of course I am."
"I'm slowly dying in this abandoned basement, because of course I am."
That is entirely true—except they drive around a special reservoir, for celebrities, that only famous people know about.
That is entirely true—except they drive around a special reservoir, for celebrities, that only famous people know about.
Yes—glad I checked before posting it, I knew someone else had to suggest it. Such a beautiful song.
Yes—glad I checked before posting it, I knew someone else had to suggest it. Such a beautiful song.
Yeah, I kinda like Fallon but he was totally outclassed here. He didn't do his homework.
Yeah, I kinda like Fallon but he was totally outclassed here. He didn't do his homework.
Oh, I love Charles Grodin. He's like a favorite uncle, if I had an uncle who starred in a series of films where he gets drooled on by a St. Bernard.
Oh, I love Charles Grodin. He's like a favorite uncle, if I had an uncle who starred in a series of films where he gets drooled on by a St. Bernard.
Why, does my son write Newswires?
Why, does my son write Newswires?
He probably has the week off to go home and visit family back in Texas. Which is fine, I can accept that; if anything I feel bad for Josh that he has to pick up the slack. Except maybe Josh doesn't want to go see family, or they're all local, or maybe he hates them, or he's an orphan; I dunno.
He probably has the week off to go home and visit family back in Texas. Which is fine, I can accept that; if anything I feel bad for Josh that he has to pick up the slack. Except maybe Josh doesn't want to go see family, or they're all local, or maybe he hates them, or he's an orphan; I dunno.
@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus "For God's sake, Mom, stop showing me that!"
@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus "For God's sake, Mom, stop showing me that!"