I kind of did this. Did 3 years fracking in the deserts of southwest Texas and New Mexico and some stints offshore. Made my 150k/yr for 3 years, paid off everything I owed after getting out of the Navy. Shitty life and I will never go back

Shellback, Golden Dragon, Order of the Ditch. That's all I remember off the top of my head. PS you can order replacements of your certificates through Tiffanys (their print shop)

Looks like the right banks running a tad rich!

I did one deterrent patrol and multiple SSGN missions, as a MT. Loved SSGN life, hated SSBN life.

#tritiumalarm

There's a reason that there's a rounded sail.....

I leave my Bronco unlocked 24/7.

Because you have been underwater for 5 months and the faintest whiff of perfume makes you ravenous. This will not go well. But people have to push it becuase apparently its about 'equality', when its really about 'looking for problems in all the wrong places.'

Its only queer on the pier.

As a submariner, this upsets me. Not because women are incapable, but because of the cost involved. You see, a submarine is designed a dozen years before completion of its hull. To permit this change you have to completely segregate a VERY small space, taking total space away from the entire crew just to appease the…

modular constructed sports car. Remove frame and cockpit, becomes 4 door sedan! Interchangeable lighting! Ejector seats! Maybe I went too far....

'The Fappening: Final Fap'

Harleys and 1980s domestic pickup trucks

not that I am aware of. Black is cheaper than any other color, if they even paint them at all

Detroit. Take your pick of locations

Agreed. The smell was awful. I did not shave, and had mine done by.....a Navy Doctor. They also decided that day would be "training day" for some 18 and 19 yr old Corpsman who were all female and 3 out of 7 would bang. So there I am laid out with my junk twitching in fear as 7 girls stared at my johnson. So, i made…

Submarines Once! Ooo-fucking-GAH!

CP. For a basically un-usable object of decorative BS.

I think the car nuts of the past would see the future and be very very proud of what has happened. In fact, the past 5-10 years have really been the new 'golden age' of the automobile.

ok, it is 2014. We are desensitized to a lot of things and are typically unamazed as a society. We see people beheaded online and fatal wrecks.