Palm Treo 650. I had that phone longer than any phone since...

"don't know what i would do without you" besides have a much better understanding of science and natural history!

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

I like it much better than having a key. Mine does however have a physical key inside it. I am also an idiot who lost regular keys all the time.

I heard they're getting a Davidians too. It's not not a flagship store, just a branch.

You have a strange (and curiously long-winded) way of telling us how much you don't care.

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That is an asstonne of effort, spite and attention you just paid to someone and something that you purportedly "don't know about" and "don't care about."

A golf fan has no grounds to lecture anyone over what should be considered exciting.

I totally agree, they should be going to at least the World Cup semifinals every time.

-Kent State

Since most of my ideas have already been taken, I'll go with Cole Trickle. Raw, unbridled talent right there:

Jean Pierre Sarti, Ferrari driver in the film 'Grand Prix'. Tragically dies at Monza but he was a gentleman as well as a champion.

I went to look at an FR-S when I was car shopping. The guy was pretty clueless in my neck of the woods as well. Told me they didn't come with Manual only paddle-shifted auto. When my fiancee put the kibosh on it because it was too small he tried to steer me into a tC. I kindly said no thanks.

I'd probably add The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers and the Imaginationland trilogy over Fishsticks or The Black Friday Trilogy (only because I haven't seen this one). Trapped in the Closet might be on there as well.

I thought race 'bating was when two friend got together and made a friendly wager over who could splooge the fastest to a picture of you mom.

Kyle finished 5th in the points in 1992 and 1993. Danica Patrick will never, ever finish even 15th in the points.

Of course Danica Patrick is a race car driver, she's just not a very good one. Now Michèle Mouton, there is a good driver and someone who deserves way more press than Danica.

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The prankster then tried to pull the same trick off on some Arsenal fans, only for them to respond with "Nice try, dickwad, but our club doesn't believe in the transfer market."