Few people probably care but as an Arab (Lebanese), I had absolutely no clue what that man was saying up until the last few seconds. I lack skill so I can only converse and understand others from the Levant. Beyond Syria, I quickly lose my comprehension. Arabic is a wild, wild, diglossic language.

Hey Chicago, whaddya say, you’re gonna lose to the Pack today.*

Nate Sudfeld has literally done this twice during the Preseason. Sorry, that doesn’t fit your narrative.

Teleportation? Or accurate representation?

How the turn tables...
- Michael Scott

White people...more like Whyyyy ppl???

“He wouldn’t” - Ron Howard Voice

He hired Kevin Wilson as OC, a known player abuser while at Indiana.

4 game ban

Let’s not forget the uh... 600 Million people and their serene landscapes/jungles that lie south of the border

Not leaving after The Greatest Show on Turf was well over

Went to St. Charles, Bloomington North, Indiana University - Bloomington. This article 100% Hoosier. Well done.

Man*boar*pig

Yo también. VAMOS Cafeteros!!!!

Love how Deadspin

I had no idea FIFA organizers were allowing fans to drink 3 Michelob Ultras per 90 minutes. Dangerous.

What happened to pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey tie-breaker?

This was the most informative comment I have ever read on a Gawker blog. Thanks!

You put this up in the middle of Colombia’s first match? What a joke.