hooray4zoidberg
Hooray4Zoidberg
hooray4zoidberg

PUFO Sighting. 

Since Google completely neglected their Finance app for years, then redesigned it to look like a search results page, sadly Yahoo remains one of the better free sites to view a simple watchlist with streaming updates. I could always use my brokers websites but then I’m getting logged out every ten minutes which is

“Not reading a website or not checking Facebook or whatever for a few days shouldn’t be difficult.”

I used to react that way myself back when there were only a few good shows at a time. Now with all of these Netflix/Hulu/Amazon/HBO/AMC/ect. ect. originals it’s damn near impossible to keep up unless you quit your job and binge watch full time. Now my standard reaction when someone hasn’t seen something is complete

That’s the purpose of the water in the tank, the reason there is standing water after you flush is to keep the smell where it belongs. Of course it also helps to have water there in the first place otherwise that thing might glue itself to the side of the bowl. 

The entire purpose of the water in your toilet in the first place is to block the smell of the sewer pipe from backing up into your house and stinking up your existence. It’s safe to assume a partially submerged turd is less potent than a fully exposed one.

Is that a real thing now because I saw a guy wearing that shirt a few days ago and was pretty confused. 

FWIW I as a man don’t play adult league sports either for this same reason, overly aggressive bros. Not worth blowing a knee at age 38 because some guys fragile ego can’t handle losing a zero stakes game. I guess I’m just not the competitive type because I honestly can’t muster a single shit to give when I lose a game

I just watched in genuine awe, as Fox News’ Shepard Smith blubbered on about how he traumatized he is by all these shootings and having been reporting outside Columbine on the night of the massacre there to then go on to say there have been 25 school shootings since Columbine. Uhh guys, there have been almost 25 this

Checks date...

Here’s a recent one for me as my relatives two kids were just hit by a car last week this way, while in a crosswalk. They’re thankfully okay although suffered some broken bones.

Ugh gross, then shit like this feeds the moron conspiracy theorist who will say it’s all a cover up and point to reports like that as proof there were multiple shooters. Ignoring, of course, that it’s well established people in trauma often give false reports.

My father and I played through the original Legend of Zelda in the 80's when it came out. I think I was about 7 years old. It took us about twenty tries to kill all the Darknuts and get the whistle. Couldn’t have done it without him.

If your Mac is a few years old and/or has gone through a couple of iterations of OSX (macOS) updates, it’s probably a good idea to do a clean re-install of macOS with the latest version. Unless you’ve been diligent about using an uninstaller all these years you’ve probably got a ton of Kext files and library files

“Upon receiving the news he would get the start in the booth Week 1, Tony Romo suffered a dislocated jaw and will begin the broadcast season on IR. Matt Hassleback has been called up from the practice squad and is expected to start.”

Everyone also seems to have forgotten that time Andrea told a suicidal teenager, who just tried to cut her wrists, that it’s okay to give up on life and it’s her choice if she wants to kill herself.

MY first car was a 1981 Plymouth Horizon I purchased for $400 in 1996. In the winter the automatic transmission wouldn’t shift out of first gear unless the engine was fully warmed up. It would rev to about the point it should shift to second, but would keep revving up until it was about to blow.

Come on, he’s just breakin balls.

Totally agree on the one question thing, can’t tell you how many times I’ve asked multiple questions to get a response ignoring all but one of them completely.