Upshot to a Donald Trump America, I no longer feel guilty pouring Jack Daniels directly into my beer on a work night. Cheers!

Relax everyone, if we can’t trust a guy who got rich in the real estate business leading the party that deregulated the industry that caused the worst economic crisis of our time, who can we trust?

Ironically

Some men you just can’t reach.

“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Thanks for the link, I had no idea this book existed and I’ll definitely check it out. I got to see Koji Kondo at the first Video Games Live event. He played his most famous songs on piano live and I had front row seats. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Got to meet him briefly after, but since he…

That’s fucking awesome. Drunk you makes good decisions.

A Saxophone. I don’t play, but after hearing this awesome guy playing at the subway while bar hopping I pulled up ebay on my phone and bought one. I can play three notes, just enough to kind of play “Aint no Sunshine” in the wrong key.

Not just in the Dot either, they routinely ride through Copely Square and down Newbury St. where there are tons of pedestrians. Fuck these guys, they’re not some kind of crusaders, they’re just show offs with no regard for other people’s safety.

Have you ever actually been on a conference call? We can barely get through a single one at my office (GoToMeeting) without an echo or delay or some other bullshit. I also can’t walk 5 ft. away from any blutooth reciever without it cutting out.

The Playstation was the first console I bought with my own money and I’ll never forget the anticipation as I was saving up for it and reward of buying it myself.

I think it’s purely so they can post it on Facebook which is the worst reason. I was once at a show behind three people who were clearly friends, two of them appeared to be a couple. All three of them recorded the entire show on their phones from the same angle as they were standing next to eachother. It doesn’t even…

I was at a Sigur Ros concert a few years back and these Dbags and their girlfriends talked through the entire show about just dumb menial shit that you’d talk about at the bar, gossip about other friends etc. Then when my girlfriend asked them to be quiet they started mocking her by interrupting each other while they…

I think they just like playing Freebird. When I first saw them about a decade ago they played it for about 30 minutes to end the show. Although to be fair someone did yell it out earlier in the night but I think it went unheard. I’m still not sure if that guy was just trying being an ass or if he knew they always…

The first and only time I ever drank irish car bombs was also the first, but not last, time I barfed in a cab. The bar was wise not to serve car bombs to idiots like us but not wise enough not sell two shots of jameson, baileys and two guinness. Since the irish car bomb is meant to be half a glass of guinness and half…

At least he remembered to carry the zero.

I have a huge back log of games and hardly any time to play them. Adding to that I almost never replay a game after I beat it. With that said I immediately started a new game after I beat Dishonored and beat it again a second time. Played stealth, merciful the first time through. Second time I just killed everything…

Just wanted to add you kind of picked an unfortunate time of the month to start playing which is probably why you're seeing so many golden legendaries. Every month the game essentially resets people to rank 15 or 21 if already at or above 15. What's happening is you're probably facing people who have been to legendary…

Mix that Dorito dust into some "homemade" (ie. powdered onion soup mixed with sour cream) onion dip and have yourself a good time. Bonus points for opening a new bag of Doritos to dip into the onion dip. Your breath will peel paint, and your doctor will advise against it, but damn it's tasty.