I owned a Bronco II I think the engine comes from the factory that way.

My girlfriend's father threw her into the fan when she was a baby. She still has a dent on her head from it, but no decapitation. Babies are tougher than you think but then again she has severe dyslexia, ADD and daddy issues so you probably dodged a bullet.

It's fairly common among dealerships as it's a good way to increase profits. It costs them almost nothing to give you free oil changes for a year and it gives them multiple ways to get more money out of you. They can say "Hey tell you what, close today and I'll throw in free oil changes for a year". That probably…

I've been rewatching it with my girlfriend who's never seen it and I have to say it's even better the second time. I've watched it for the past 6 years as it aired one week at a time. I'm now realizing that quite often the next episode will make a subtle reference to the one before that was hard to pick up on if you…

Whoa number line = mind blown. I've been doing math in my head like that for years because I'm fucking terrible at it and can only do it in my head if it's intervals of 10. All this time I thought I was cheating when it turns out I was just smarter than everybody else.

Unlike most teams on Why Your Team Sucks, Breaking Bad has managed to string together 5 solid seasons.

I have a friend that hates all these legendary shows like The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones etc. You name it and he "I don't know, just couldn't really get into it". He always watches like one half of Season 3 episode 4 and then gives up when it obviously fails to grab his attention. It's infuriating,…

Yes, I wondered aloud when that happened as I have the 49ers kicker on my fantasy team and was playing against Frank Gore so I was excited about the 3rd down stop.

Let's hope the aliens don't pick up "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" when they're rounding Neptune. They'd surely exterminate us Independence Day style and we'd deserve it. Nobody in the Galactic Federation would blame them for wiping out a species that would allow that song to exist.

There also a 93% chance Gill purchased a puppy on his way home and drop kicked it off a bridge.

I recently started dating someone new and we decided to cook dinner together the other night for the first time. We opted to make stir fry. The first thing she did was try to cut a green pepper horizontally, seeds intact and all.

Obviously this isn't a complete list obviously. Obviously if it were obviously a complete list it would obviously have some statement on using "obviously" twice per sentence obviously. Obviously obviously obviously obviously.

The operation was a complete failure when all the texts containing the words "city", "olympics" and "bombed" were in lament of near beer.

I forget where I heard this, I think it was one of those nature shows, but they said the first thing a chimp does when it fights a male is go for the genitals and tear them off, then bite off your fingers so you're too distracted by the blinding agony to fight back in any way. Then it just systematically kills you. No…

I was discussing a similar topic with my uncle, a retired Mass. State Police Officer, after Hernandez was first arrested. Mostly I was saying how can you be so stupid to get caught by your own security system. His answer pretty much closed down my line of questions "We don't catch them because they're smart".

True, but he gambled it away in the first place.

He should have stuck with his first choice "Derek Cheeter".

She's pretty good in the kitchen like most guys are pretty good at guitar.

Agreed, from the previews it felt like watching Steve Kelso start a computer company.

Ugh Dream On. I suspect maybe I'd actually enjoy that show now for what was meant to be but I have fond memories of playing gameboy with the Dream On muted in the background waiting for some nudity to show for a the inevitable fap session. Kids these days don't understand how much we suffered for 2 seconds of nudity.