I've always been weary of limited time products like this and a lot of fast food specials. It seems every time I fall in love with one it never returns. Maybe it's some kind of metaphor for life.

Omelettes, a great way to impress a women who you've already impressed (or tricked) enough to sleep over.

11. Pulling your undershirt through your fly and yelling, "Hey everyone, look at my huge shirt boner" is funny only the first time.

Forum restaurant in Boston (currently closed as it was right where the second bomb exploded) has had a version of these for years now and they're amazing. They're like chinese restaurant chicken fingers with waffle batter and a slightly spicy maple syrup. I really hope they're still on the menu when it reopens.

This sounds like exactly something one of my friends would do. He has some classic stories in the same vein. In fact I'm kind of sad he's married now because his dating disasters were always entertaining.

Being that I'm still single and now 33 years old I can attest to the fact that texting is much easier. At least then if they're not interested you just get radio silence rather than the systematic disassembling of your what little remains of your ego.

I had this happen a few months ago. Wearing casual dress pants at work a magic drop managed to navigate all the way through the leg of my boxers and my pants and hit me in the knee. One in a million shot, it was the Lando Calrissian of pee drops. We should be friends.

There was never anything more pants shittingly horrifying than cold calling a girl you liked in pre-internet high-school. I used to build up the confidence to call a girl for literally months before one day finally getting the balls to do it and immediately getting shot down. Like I'd psych myself up with some Crazy…

I'd agree, but it hasn't stopped at least two restaurants and a food truck in my city from calling it such. Funny enough I just said the same exact thing in response to another comment on Gawker. At what point is it no longer a grilled cheese and just a short rib sandwich with cheese? I suspect as long as there…

How do you adult up some grilled cheese? Throw some braised short ribs in there like the fancy restaurant near me does for their Sunday "Jazz Brunch". If it's ok to serve next to Mimosas and the mellow stylings of failed Berkley Musicians than it's okay to call an adult meal.

Dammit, now I'm going to have play Civ 5 when I get home. Thanks for costing me a night and inevitably some sleep as I stay up way too late finishing a game.

I just started using Duolingo yesterday after reading an article on Giz. I love it, the "gamification" style of learning definitely appeals to me. I wish more subjects took that approach.

Ugh, I'm glad my ex didn't game it took me two months to even throw out her toothbrush. I don't think I could ever delete an avatar of her. I'd probably have to burn my Xbox 360.

It seems to be the same turn style as Frozen Synapse which if you haven't played is awesome. It's on PC and they just released a Beta for android. The Android one is kind of tough to control in my opinion. I thought it would lend itself well to touchscreen, but I'm finding it hard to be precise in my controls.

That's a pretty blatant rip off of the X-Com cover system.

Apparently their relationship went downhill after Jongjit asked Issara's wife to grab his shuttlecock.

This. It annoyed the shit out of me with Transformers. I hated those movies with a passion and everyone would just say "well it's giant robots fighting each other what else do you want". I don't know, maybe some characters I could give a shit about. Personally I'd have been ok with just stupid fighting robots that if…

I really love Llama for automating silent mode/sound volumes. It uses cell towers to determine your location and you can have it automate pretty much anything. It knows when I get to my office and automatically silences my phone. Likewise it can tell when I get home and turn on sound etc. That's only scratching the…

Of course that's not how you ask Gronk a question, you need crayons and some construction paper and he'll most likely respond by drawing a picture of a cat labeled "kat".

You gotta fight the 10 year olds, taking out 100 old people would be a feat of pure endurance. Even if you could one punch kill them you'd still need to punch 100 of them. If you're a typical out of shape office drone like myself try punching something 100 times without puking or breaking your wrist.