Nice try, Blake.

Yes, and Pam Oliver just got demoted/fired for not being 30, blonde and hot.

Dear god, it's like an Instagram filter applied to Anthropologie's Pinterest board. Zooey Deschanel must be so relieved that aggressively beige has come along and let aggressively twee off the hook.

I think that 99% of sportscasters are idiots and 100% of sideline reports/reporters are nothing but filler because they think that if they stop talking people won't pay attention. This is nothing on Andrews herself.

And she does try to do well at her job. She ostensibly works really hard at it. And despite all that, she still sucks. Pam Oliver does not suck. Suzy Kolber does not suck.

Oh man, when I was 9, I put dirt on my face and told strangers I was an orphan because I liked Annie so so much. I also walked downtown into the not-so-great areas and watched Jingle All the Way with my babysitting money. I didn't even realize I was troubled and neglected until now :( gamechanger

Maybe they should have offered to let her kid play in the ball pit all day (do mcdonalds still have those?). OR given her a raise in an amount that could provide some money daycare support for their workers....nah, that would be crazy!

Boooooooooo

I've read way too many statistics and seen too many "I'm gonna drug you and cut out your baby" shows so I was extra wary of strangers during my pregnancy. Although I'm already kinda paranoid as it is lol.

Too soon, and not funny, actually it will never be funny because pregnant women are too vulnerable and stats are not in their favor.

You'd be surprised, but among the places where it's listened to its popularity has only GROWN. Sort of like how the red states are even more red now than ever before, country music is even more worshipped than ever before.

Right?? Yes, it's sensual, but it's not exactly romance:

There's songs and poems and promises
And dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies
Or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you
I'd just love to lay you down.

I like what they're doing and all, but they look exactly like every other female country artists out there, long blonde hair, smokey eyeliner, friendly face, and I heard the song on the radio and assumed it was another Miranda Lambert/Carrie Underwood colab. I don't really think there's too much innovation going on…

The fucking record company itself is called BIG MACHINE? My mother in law listens to this garbage about tractors and Walmart and shit and it's all thinly veiled politics to keep poor white people from voting in their best interest and this synched it. I get that these two are trying to "challenge that" but I can't…

Great message but its an awful song.
Furthermore "Conway never did it this way."?
What planet are these girls from?

>men singing about how they like to have hot girls in short shorts sitting next to them in drunks.

Exactly. I'd say almost every single one of them is a joke.

it also kinda mirrors the CoD balance debacle, the ME3 ending snaffu, Sim City, Diablo 3, you name it.

My first thought. I'd be willing to bet that at least 80% of these are 100% jokes. Why the concept of "being in on the joke" (or pretending to be) isn't more easily recognized at obvious face value by both folks here and the world at large, I'll never understand. Especially considering that anyone who's ever posted a…