"You mean to tell me that this girl with this fucking body and this face is also into style, and she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That's just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or dinosaur!"

I know! I don't care who knows it, I love those crazy kids! YOU DO YOU, Kimye!!

Kanye is just fuckin' crazy man... he is a gift to us all. That aside tho, he seems to really love and respect Kim. Good for them. I hope they stay married and make lotsa babiez.

'Ye is right though. It IS because of Kim. Say what you will about that woman, but she has a lot of people in the palm of her hand.

The concept of Kimye has more cultural significance than what Page Six could write.

I can find a million reasons to hate on Kimye, but the fact that he genuinely seems to love and respect her (even when I personally find her undeserving of the "respect" portion in particular)... that is not something I can hate on. I'm just a sap for a good love story I guess.

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.

Despite his best efforts he could only kill little over 100 before he was deposed.

yanukovich forfeited his position as president of Ukraine when he outlawed protesting and sent his berkut to arrest all the protestors.

Hey Lisa ... you want to take some pictures?

Freedom of speech in the US applies to the government attempting to suppress what you want to say. The current state of political correctness makes it so the government doesn't really have to - employers' reactions to social backlash for any unpopular opinion pretty much makes sure that no one voices any unpopular…

Maybe I'm just a cranky asshole today but this girl better be thanking her lucky stars for nepotism. Her facial expression is as flat as a pancake.

OKAY FINE I AM DOWNLOADING THE KIM KARDASHIAN GAME

Yeah, I don't think he's that fat. He's got a super thick body type, and nothing he did would give him a conventional 'flat' stomach. He's in good shape. I played football with a couple of guys that looked like that (although not quite so big) in high school, and they were in great cardiovascular shape. And God help…

Ehh, I see what you mean, but living in New Orleans and seeing how Republicans have closed down abortion clinics here, going to the graduation and prom for the high school where my SO teaches and seeing ALL the pregnant girls, having sat in high school classes with redacted documents for our abstinence-only education…

CrossFit then went on to not ever fucking shut up about how its injury rates were way more hardcore than your regular gym injury rates.

I have no problem with CrossFit, or people who choose to workout that way, but I hope everyone associated with CrossFit gets eaten alive by sex criminal goats who then blog about how shitty the CrossFit people tasted on a widely read, sort of snooty sex criminal goat foodie blog.

What's the problem? There are sports where it's good to be big. It may be uncommon for someone in his sport to be so big, but who the fuck cares? He gets the job done and gets paid for it. That's all that matters.

Yeah, even supposed professional journalists

I just had to say, as a former fat kid athlete...this article was really well written. Very nicely done.