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Yeah the anti-vaccine campaigning makes it impossible.

Hey, how many times to people have to hear stories like this before they stop blindly telling women that all they have to do to stop sexual harassment and discrimination is "report to your HR department, duh." They are not an unbiased congress of druids who look to a mystical justice oracle to make these decisions,

Judging by that photo she should be shopping for a neck. YOU JUST GOT TYRA'D

So now Kim K is a cheap prostitute which makes her a bad mother? /GOT IT

If you don't think Kim K "works" (as in generates income that causes her to be away from her baby) then you are the idiot. Not all of us have to copy-and-paste info from other media sites and call it news to make a living.

I think babies without hair are the creepy looking ones. I feel sorry for blonde children.

YES. It's a repeat. That's how you know she's A Princess Of The People.

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Just stopping by to chime in that Dallas Basic is fucking ON POINT. But you forgot the Michael Kors watch the size of salad plate.

Since you're obviously in to popular internet gifs:

Uhhhh Babs was at the Oscars which is about 80 steps above Fashion Awards Ect or whatever Rihanna was at. And how is accepting an award for dressing crazyon stage in front of a huge crowd NOT a performance??

I danced to "Silver Wings" by Merle Haggard with my grandfather who is an amazing old-school two-stepper. It's a little sad but at least it was thematically appropriate and not creepy.

I danced to "Silver Wings" by Merle Haggard with my grandfather who is an amazing old-school two-stepper. It's a little sad but at least it was thematically appropriate and not creepy.

I disagree. I have massive boobs and that's the only kind of neckline that felt appropriate for my wedding. Everyone knows I have huge boobs...I don't have to show them.

Right??? My mom and sisters and I would kill to party like this. Ain't no shame.

You guys are hittin' the haterade pretty hard. I bet they're having a fucking blast and if you don't think I'd fly out there to party with them with 30 seconds notice you're wrong.

Man that was forever ago in reality tv times. I almost forgot.

I'm going in Austin! Ain't no party like a rhymes-with-shmushmortion party!

A least one pinkie toe