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Ha! I thought about this too. Of course Kelly Rowland's wedding is a footnote in this story.

Chris Harrison, Angel of Death

"maintains that his relationship with the fellow student involved in this matter was consensual."

Gah no baby Lambo, but we did get a shot of North's custom lucite crib.

I bought it and then preceded to take about 40 pics of the best (worst) quotes and photos from the article and sent them to my homies. It was an amazing amount of fun for $7.

I really like Almond Dream, which is made with almond milk and lactose-free. It tastes enough like regular ice cream that I wouldn't know the difference if I hadn't bought it. I think I have some kind of cappuccino swirl and salted caramel flavors in my freezer.

So many applicable Peggy gifs!

I assume that you are also against boys/men wearing basketball shorts? PENIS OUTLINE FOR DAYS.

I didn't hear back from Obama or then-Secretary Gates, who was a former president of the university.

I went to Texas A&M and so Bush '41 was like around town all the time, so for funzies I sent him an invitation to my college graduation and party (also sent one to Obama, who was newly elected). He sent me a super nice signed note so...he's not all bad.

"Probing. Pushy. Perfectionist." to describe a potential sex partner?

SXSW is 95% people standing in lines/crowds on the streets. Hell, I was in the line for Mohawk two nights ago.

As I Aggie I will second this!

A saltine cracker and some hot sauce would definitely improve the consumption of cum, though.

Congrats on hating a baby because of who it's parents are.

BETTY GIF PARTY

A Spice Girl in a better wig? You must not know much about Nicki Minaj. She is the highest profile female rapper in the game right now and the most charted female rapper in Billboard history.

LEAVE NICKI'S WIGS ALONE

Holy shit those "police" straight up PUNCH AND WHIP WOMEN IN PUBLIC in the AP video. Not to mention that these women happen to be famous. Have a seat, Russia. You're embarrassing yourself.