Nice projection, numbnutz. Get back on your meds, baseguitarloser.

Here’s some similar sage advice from Republican Clayton Williams, Texas Guberanatorial candidate in 1990:

Hey, Nitelight62, take a knee for that laugher! I doubt if that jackwagon slept with his spring-loaded hopper leg on. Of course, now he’ll have to sleep on his back for the next 15 years. Karma.

Then, numbnuts, you’re not a citizen. So Please re-swim the Rio Grande in reverse. Your actual president there would certainly welcome a selfless, contributing citizen like you. Adios.

“...dipshit country”, huh? Take a knee you disrespectful shitbird. Then GTFOH to Syria or Somalia etc. Better still, post your address for my fellow combat veterans.

But did they kneel for the anthem? When these 3 entitled mental midgets walk and aren’t booted off the team, they’ll form a new domestic terrorists/hip hop group, “BLM” (Black Lucky Mother..“f”ers).

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Lost, please stay away from Vegas or your local floating casinos. Atlantic City? Fugidaboudit! Video gambling? No way. Not even church Bingo.

...and thank goodness for that, Biozion!

Miss, what a brilliant set-up. I was with you all the way—until your last sentence. As I read, my mind had construed your words to be depicting PC-embracing, indulgent liberal sissies (Snowflakes).

Ah, Michael, as always, the devisive Spike Lee wannabe. Have you ever stopped to consider that a half-way intelligent guy who panders to a lowest common denominator crowd, could also be construed as selling out for cash? Don’t bother rationalizing, either. It’s on you.

Sean, you are not alone (well, maybe) in your agony over never having sent a dicpic. Some years ago the story broke that priests were serially molesting kids. I (like many others) was totally thunderstruck—but not for the same reasons.

Brilliant analysis, Ms.Doe. (And what have you done with your own “unlimited potential?” Rhodes Scholar? Mensa? Or maybe you just enjoy flashing your ass by posting immature, stupidly-reasoned comments online.

Yes, he was a saint, IAM. He probably volunteered for Meals on Wheels and Habitat for Humanity. He was a deacon in his church, tithed regularly, and has saved 14 Rescue Pit Bulls.

That’s quite a stable of performance machinery, Will. Maybe you should send the wife out to deal on your next car, because it sounds like she sure owns you! (If the car was to be YOUR “daily driver”, why would it matter to HER if it was a stick?)

OK, Will showed ‘em—he bought a Bolt! Now everytime an RS spanks you good, you can yell out the Bolt’s window, “That’s OK, I got a good deal!” as the RS streaks by you.

Really enjoyed your style, Freddy. You had me in stitches (well, ok, dissolvable plastic staples) throughout. My addled brain then fixated on this also-familiar GM scenario:

So Rae, how do you properly cook ground pork? You get me all worked up for ground pork “with a little beef...” but then leave me hangin’.

LMAO, however, there’s still that touchy “taking a knee” issue during the league’s mandatory snack time-outs, hanging over his 6yr-old head!

The only “toxic...garbage I see is your “Hillary Lost?” PTSD-induced comment. Thanks for your uplifting, articulate screed. It perfectly matches your picture—BTW, the pirate look is oh, so 1990.

Kim, do you ever feel odd about feeding chicken to your chickens? Not being judgemental here, just struck me as interesting. I’m not a PETA freak or Vegan but I did see “Soylent Green”.