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In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
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AMEN (someone help this bigger fool out)

Is FOX NEWS managed by Horace Vandergelder?

PREACH (From Meek Mill song, someone help this fool out)

They took the midnight train going west of anywhere.

Featuring Monica Lewinsky.

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Considering how BMW sometimes understates horsepower on M cars, it might have over 600. AMG still blows them out of the water on that though:

"LARGE ITALAIN FILLS JAPANESE THROAT TO CHOKING"

Alternate headline:

My Grandma had to put down one of my parakeets. She was 2 years old and had Advanced Scaly Face disease. (She's the lighter blue and smaller. The fatso is Shorty).

MORE LIKE ASS PIRATE!

"Vengeance is mine! You are all ants, and I am your destroyer!! Ha-ha."

You said it, Admiral.

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WAIT FOR IT..... ITS GOT A TURBO ROTARY ENGINE.

Does Dear Leader Kim Jong Un approve?

The Rusty Bavarian sounds like a German male dominatrix giving anal to you while you have a donut aroud your cock.